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  disclaimer="(This paragraph does not represent the formal opinion of my company.)"
  eis="Employee Information System"
>

The <<eis>> at this nice company allows employees to perform tasks such as:

* update their names and other personal information (on the front page after signing in)
* view pay stubs ("remuneration" tab)
* request vacation dates ("time off" tab)
<<disclaimer>>

You need to use the Really Annoying Five-Factor Authentication Process to get into the <<eis>> if it is a Tuesday, unless you have also purchased coffee (tea or pastries do not count) in the company cafeteria earlier in the day. <<disclaimer>>

JaneDoe taught me about the <<eis>> in our EmployeeProfileSetupMeeting. <<disclaimer>>

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